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“I’m the Rain Dragon; I think I’d know if it was raining tit milk!”

There’s no real context that could explain that.

About to watch Journey’s End with Kerrie

I hope I make it through…

Satan cooks with his penis

It is now cannon

WHY IS MIXING IMPOSSIBLE!

Grating things is weirdly suggestive in this game, just shaking the remote up and down rapidly

I always shout Moses when I ejaculate grate cheese

I have no boyfriend nor housemates to entertain me

Only the internet remains…

I HAVE INVENTED THE BEST THING EVER! 

Okay, I got given a dinosaur onesie for Christmas from my boyfriends parents (because we are all cool)

And my nephew wanted one too, but we ended up getting him a monkey onesie

And one night he was going to bed and I went to cuddle him, but instead I tickled him under the arms and yelled

“MONKEY CUDDLES!” 

He of course loved it, my boyfriend less so when I attack him (he’s very tickleish)

And I thought I just had to tell tumblr =]

My poor Diggles is working and I’m just sat next to him laughing at tumblr =[

Me and MrGooseyMoose were talking about the third Matrix film and suddenly

“What if Agent Smith came into the real world in a woman’s body?!”

We are now shipping Agent Smith and Neo

“it was inevitable Mr Anderson” 

“then you’re aware of it, our connection…”

“I’ve changed, I’m unplugged, a new man, so to speak…”

“why Mr Anderson, why do you persist?!”

Then we went a bit further…

I don’t want to do woooooooooork! =[

I’m like…

On the plus side I actually have the phrase “status quo of death” in my essay